STAY HUNGRY. STAY LUXURIOUS.
Welcome to our fundraising page. We are raising funds to support Ashu's luxury shortages. With your help, we can provide him with the best luxuries he needs to succeed. Thank you for your generosity, emotional damage, and questionable financial decisions.
Pick a struggle. Fund it immediately.
Gift Vadapaav, just for 99$ (caramelised)
Appease the shadow planet causing unexpected chaos in his life.
Overcome delays, obstacles, and strict karmic lessons.
Find spiritual detachment and mental peace from worldly matters.
Fund the search for the perfect storybook romance.
Because regular coffee just won't cut it anymore.
The ultimate sacred fire ritual for eternal peace.
All funds are unofficially managed by Ronak, our highly suspicious but emotionally trusted fund manager. Audits are conducted mostly through vibes, screenshots, and aggressive eye contact.
Only emotionally.