๐Ÿ† Est. 2005  ยท  Member firm of Ashu Garib Fund International Ltd.

Help Ashu survive his
luxury shortages

Welcome to our fundraising page. We are raising funds to support Ashu's luxury shortages. With your help, we can provide him with the best luxuries he needs to succeed. Thank you for your generosity, emotional damage, and questionable financial decisions.

โšก Current Luxury Relief Balance
$69,999
Audited emotionally by friends. Verified by nobody.
Wolf Strip
STAY HUNGRY. STAY LUXURIOUS.

Luxury Relief Menu

Pick a struggle. Fund it immediately.

Critical

Vadapaav Relief

Gift Vadapaav, just for 99$ (caramelised)

$99
Astrological

Rahu Shanti

Appease the shadow planet causing unexpected chaos in his life.

$250
Astrological

Shani Relief

Overcome delays, obstacles, and strict karmic lessons.

$300
Astrological

Ketu Liberation

Find spiritual detachment and mental peace from worldly matters.

$200
Romance

Fairytale Girl

Fund the search for the perfect storybook romance.

$999
Luxury

Cold Coffee Luxury

Because regular coffee just won't cut it anymore.

$50
Spiritual

Lifetime Torture Free Hawan

The ultimate sacred fire ritual for eternal peace.

$5000

Frequently Asked Questions

Where does this fund go? Who manages such a big fund?

All funds are unofficially managed by Ronak, our highly suspicious but emotionally trusted fund manager. Audits are conducted mostly through vibes, screenshots, and aggressive eye contact.

Is this a real charity?

Only emotionally.